Christ is risen. YHWH FTW. Death: WTF?!
“Death, where is thy sting?” In other words, “Nye nye nye nye nye!” #taunting
Easter dawn service is a reminder that Mary Magdalene must either be a super morning person or that she couldn’t sleep at all. #projection
If I were Mary Magdalene, I would take a nap first before telling Peter and the others about the risen Jesus. #dawnservice #yawn
Best time of the year – Easter.
Mar 31: Christ is risen. Apr 1: Just kidding.
Christ is risen. ‘Nuff said.