1. Israel: I used to be called Jacob, until I took an arrow to the knee.
2. Now I am looking for the Hebrew word for “paper” or “thesis” or something equivalent to those words so that I can change my name to Isra-[whatever it is] when I submit my thesis.
3. I guess this axiom holds true: “If you don’t read, you can’t write.”
4. It’s official now. I am having a jihad against thesis!